i don’t understand what the fuck croatia is doing which means it’s an immediate favourite
by god it got better
super important context thank you user @officialmisha for doing the lords work
i don’t understand what the fuck croatia is doing which means it’s an immediate favourite
by god it got better
super important context thank you user @officialmisha for doing the lords work
friend: promise you won’t go nuts when that moldovian flute solo hits
me: i promise
me when that moldovian flute solo hits:
We need a world of peace and tolerance
Also, here is 10 points for Israel
Oh sweet Jesus… Croatia… They got the brief, they read the brief, they followed the brief.
they’re wearing the briefs
If they win, they won’t be wearing the briefs
Europe during the show: ✨️GLITTER✨️
Europe during the voting: 🩸BLOOD🩸
divingintothewatersoftheworld:
WHY IS ISRAEL GETTING SO MANY POINTS
I’m amazed by the ability that the jury have to always vote for the most boring songs.
Croatia said “village people but make it cunt”
Blood and Glitter, two things that are very hard to get out of a carpet.
Graham Norton on Germany
singing a ballad should disqualify ur country from participating next year
KNOCK KNOCK BICHES
Spain doing their part and summoning the first demon of the night
Albania contributing too
Moldova adding in their petitioning.
Classic group project. 26 members but only three people do the work
norway is giving “off to steal your husbands and kill(ss) your enemies”